Archive for November 2009

What a Load of Crap

November 30, 2009

A used tire…the cherry on top of your packing fail sundae.

[As Seen on Rossie Lee Ln. by BD]



Excuse Me Sir, You Left Your Tailgate Down

November 30, 2009

When you drive a Honda Passport Ridgeline (whatever), you’ve got to up that street cred by any means necessary.

[As Seen on Youree Drive by Brandon]


Mel Blanc’s Dream Finally Realized

November 27, 2009

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator has been found in Shreveport…on a Mercury with 22 inch rims.

[As Seen on Shreveport Barksdale by Tricky]

A Happy Port City Thanksgiving to All

November 26, 2009

ASIS and it’s Holiday Representative, Shreveport native and Crips founder, Tookie Williams, wish you a Happy Thanksgiving and remind you that the ASIS regular hilarity will resume tomorrow.  Til then, enjoy that bird and commiserate with the family or Tookie will pay you a visit…and it won’t be pleasant.

That’s Odd, I Thought That Would Be Big News

November 25, 2009

There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece.  A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.  Oh, have you not heard?  It was my understanding that everyone had heard…

[As Seen on Kings by Chunks]


Phenominal Swag

November 24, 2009

I assume that this swag involves tight rolled jeans, an overly cumbersome cellular phone, and a make out session with Kelly Kapowski that may or may not go as far as second base.

[As Seen off of Mansfield by Jake]

False Advertising

November 23, 2009

The manager at Hollywood Video wondered why his latest advertising campaign seemed to only attract middle aged men with mustaches and late model, windowless vans with bowls of candy in the passsenger seat.

[As Seen on E. 70th by DamnCow]