Archive for December 2009

This Week in Bossier

December 31, 2009

A little family togetherness is all well and good over Holidays, until someone gets drunk and threatens gunplay.

An Elm Grove man was arrested late Christmas Eve night for aggravated assault, domestic abuse battery, and simple battery.

According to the Bossier Parish Sheriff’s Office, Mack Henry Feaster, 60, of the 100 block of Thomas Jones Road, was playing a card game with family and friends when he began to get loud and started pushing people. The victims started to leave the residence because they knew Feaster was going to get a weapon. They exited the front door, and Feaster opened it with a pistol in his hand. He began waving it around and told them that they should leave or else he would shoot them. The victim then notified the sheriff’s office.

Mr. Feater,  in the keeping with the Christmas spirit, also left the arresting officers a present in their car.

Feaster was also intoxicated during the altercation. He had slurred speech, could not stand on his own and vomited in the deputy’s patrol car en route to the Bossier Maximum Security Facility.

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Skip Bertman, Slot Jockey

December 31, 2009

Well, at least now we know where all that extra TAF money goes.

[As Seen at the Horseshoe by Slinky]

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A Christmas Tailgate

December 30, 2009

Santa mentioned to Billy Bob, in passing, that he thought Dale Jr. was overrated…things did not end well for St. Nick.

[As Seen on Shreveport-Barksdale by Casey]

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Greatest. Mugshot. Ever.

December 29, 2009

From the Caddo Correctional Center Bookings List…obviously, this woman* was taken into custody because her level of awesomeness cannot be allowed to roam the streets unchecked.

*Term used loosely

[As Seen in the Shreveport Times by Tricky and Brad]

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A Pirate’s Life

December 29, 2009

A rare photo of the only known CFL Shreveport Pirates Starter jacket still in existance…except for the four or five that Billy Joe Tolliver has in his closet.

[As Seen at the Independence Bowl by our sister site, FOTP]

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Feeling Good

December 28, 2009

It seems that the local public masturbators have gotten a little too cavalier lately.

[As Seen at the Fairgrounds by Brandi]

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A Merry Christmas from ASIS

December 24, 2009

ASIS and its official messenger of Holiday cheer, former Shreveporter and Crips founder, Tookie Williams, wish you and yours a Merry Christmas.  ASIS will return with the usual Port City hilarity next week, but in the meantime, have yourself a merry little Christmas, or Tookie will come down your chimney tonight and he wont be bringing presents for all the good girls and boys, if you get his drift.  And he knows you do.