Archive for January 2010

Who Dat?

January 29, 2010

Now see, if Deuce McCallister had just done this to all his Nissans, he might have moved alot more inventory.

[As Seen in Shreveport by Jeff]



This Week in Bossier

January 28, 2010

Bossier…where skipping school in order to have sex in a public parking garage is considered an excused absence.

A 16-year-old was checked out of Bossier High School by a 22-year-old woman posing as her mother, according to Bossier City Jail booking records.

This came to light after police found the student and the 22-year-old’s brother having sex about noon Jan. 13 in a vehicle in the Louisiana Boardwalk parking garage, Bossier City police Lt. John Nicholson said.

Jose Torres-Rivera, 20, and Maria Torres-Rivera, both of the 1200 block of Waller Avenue in Bossier City, were booked into Bossier City Jail, him on one count of carnal knowledge of a juvenile, her on one count of contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile.

And as is the case with most instances where a man has sex with an undeage girl…the language barrier was a bit of  problem.

“My sticking point is that girl was 16 and the woman who checked her out — I’ve never seen her before — was 20 or something,” Bossier High principal David Thrash said.

The girl’s checkout was further complicated by a language barrier, Thrash and Machen said. Maria Torres-Rivera and the student, who is classified as a English Language Learner, do not speak English. Thrash said the office has a cheat sheet of Spanish phrases to get information required for checkout.


Ridin’ Dirty

January 27, 2010

What happens when the love of off roading meets the need for efficient miles to the gallon.

[As Seen onYouree by Patrick]


Mean Muggin’

January 26, 2010

ASIS, inspired by great moments in mugshot history, will now feature a weekly segment that, thanks to the magic of the internet and the good people at the Caddo Correctional Center,  some of the finer photos of abrupt incarceration.  Enjoy.

William Albert Scott, Jr., arrested for possession of marijuana and driving with a suspended license…his barber’s license, also suspended.

[As Seen in the Shreveport Times]


Monkeying Around

January 26, 2010

“Sir, don’t turn around.  There’s a rather large ape right behind you and he looks none too happy that you are standing between him and his much needed digestive aids.”

[As Seen in Sunshine Health foods by Austin]


The Spoils of Victory

January 25, 2010

Nothing like the revealing man on the street interview as mostly bandwagon fans bask in the glow of a Saints Super Bowl berth…except for you at the 1:05 mark, sir…you are clearly battle tested.

[As Seen in Shreveport by Patrick]


Save Money. Live Better. Die Hard.

January 25, 2010

Come down to Wal Mart.  We’ll get together…have a few laughs.

[As Seen at Wal-Mart on Mansfield Rd.]