Archive for June 2010

Dewey Need a Library Promotional Video?

June 30, 2010

When you’re alone and you need a place to leer at porn on a public computer you can always go…(ding)…downtown.

When you’ve got worries and you are in hurry you can always be hassled by mildly insane vagrants asking for loose change…(ding)…downtown.

At least I think that’s how the song goes.

[As Seen on YouTube by Nathan]



The Tarp of the Covenant

June 29, 2010

I mean who even reads Hosea?  Honestly!?

[As Seen at Kroger by Sassypants]


The Casino Vomitorium

June 28, 2010

Patrying.  This guy does it harder than you do.

[As Seen at the El Dorado by Caroline]


The Nectar of the Douchebags

June 24, 2010

Ingredients:  holding gel, self tanner, Muscle Milk, body hair shavings, an actual dragon, and failure

(More ingredient suggestions encouraged in the comments)

[As Seen in parts Unknown by Chunks]


Assessing Your Net Worth

June 23, 2010

By the looks of that car, the driver is either rich in love or maybe misplaced a decimal somewhere.

[As Seen onTexas St. by Denise]


Ghetto Daycare

June 22, 2010

I believe this is also how East Side High looked before Mr. Clark showed up.

[As Seen on North Market by Steven]


Deer God!

June 18, 2010

I think its safe to assume that those deer are totally going to hell.

[As Seen in Parts Unknown by Derrick]