Archive for November 2010

Its a Bird, Its a Plane…

November 30, 2010

…its a moderately uncomfortable superhero complex.

[As Seen on Kings by Bobby]



Douchiest. Tattoo. Ever.

November 29, 2010

Guess there wasn’t room for the dragon and the iron cross anywhere.

[As Seen in Superior Grill]


Happy Thanksgiving from ASIS

November 25, 2010

As is tradition here at ASIS, Im entirely too hopped up on moonshine and tryptophan to render anything resembling a decent post….and as is tradition, Founder of the Crips and Shreveport native, Tookie Williams is here to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving.

Stay strapped and have a good holiday weekend.

Going Ham

November 23, 2010

Lets all assume that this car goes Wee Wee Wee when it drives all the way home.

[As Seen in Shreveport by Brandon]


Makin’ It Reign

November 22, 2010

The undisputed king of the douchebags…or a show horse enthusiast.  You decide.

[As Seen on Bert Kouns by Katie]


This Week in Bossier

November 18, 2010

This picture will, unfortunately, make more sense as you continue reading

It seems $20 will go a long way in Bossier.  It will buy you a tank of gas, maybe a nice meal at the Red Lobster, or a movie for you and the missus…it will also buy you the gentle touch of a middle schooler wielding foreign objects for your pleasure.

Thomas Smith Jr. pleaded guilty in Bossier Parish District Court this week to two counts of indecent behavior with a juvenile, according to Bossier Parish district attorney’s office. The judge ordered a pre-sentence investigation and sentencing is set for a later day.

Prosecutors say Smith, 76, used money to entice the 16-year-olds into his home and have them stick objects, such as cucumbers and sex toys, into his rectum (ASIS Editor’s Note: Damn near killd’em). He paid them $20 for each occurrence, the most recent about in May 2009.


Mean Muggin’

November 17, 2010

Rufus Benjamin Frame, arrested on suspicion of DWI…Im just glad Hulk Hogan used an alias when he was booked, cause he looks like shit.

[As Seen in the Shreveport Times]