Archive for December 2010

How to Lame Your Dragon

December 31, 2010

Just a hunch, but I doubt the The Dragon slayer is much of a lady killer.

[As Seenin Shreveport by Jason]



This Week in Bossier

December 30, 2010

Merry Christmas Grandma, I got you a knuckle sandwich!

Nothing like spending a little time with the family for Christmas.  Nothing like passing out gifts to your dearest of loved ones…especially when what you are passing out is a holiday helping of ass whipping.  That’s the gift that keeps on giving.

A Bossier City woman was arrested over the Christmas weekend on a variety of charges that include battery of her grandmother and cruelty to a juvenile, Bossier sheriff’s officials say.

Sabra Nicole Tunstall, 32, of the 5200 block of John Wilson Drive, was arrested late Friday after getting into a fight with her 77-year-old grandmother and uncle while holding her child, a release from Sheriff Larry Deen says.

The unidentified grandmother and uncle were trying to get the child away from Tunstall, who the release said had been drinking all day and was trying to leave the residence.

Tunstall was arrested and taken to the Bossier Maximum Security Facility where she was booked on a charge of simple battery of the infirmed, cruelty to a juvenile and simple battery.


Story Time

December 29, 2010

Its likely a tale of lies, deciet…and rampant, rampant alcohol and drug abuse.  Its a love story, really.

[As Seen at the Cub by Betsy]


Birds of a Feather Are Flocking Downtown

December 28, 2010

Shreveport was in the spotlight once again last night as it hosted the latest installment of the Independence Bowl.  However, the game was much an afterthought to the main story line occurring throughout the night…the whereabouts of the Air force Mascot, who broke the hell out of there and made a b-line for downtown (Hey look! ASIS on the front page of Yahoo, son!  Thanks to Matt Hinton, who now has an open invitation to enter the Port City without fear of random gang violence or any kindnap and ransom type scenarios).  The draw of the casinos and random gunfire were just to great, I suppose.

And for more substantive Indy Bowl verbal bouquets, head over to EDSBS for the Indy Bowl Podcast, where they argue the greatness of the Schumpert cafeteria hotline.


A Merry ASIS Christmas

December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas from ASIS…and thank baby Jesus that you arent this guy’s neighbor.

[As Seen off of Gilbert by BobMac]


Cure for the Common Cold

December 22, 2010

Ceelo Green recommends that you take two of these and call him in the morning.

[As Seen on Line Ave. by Jodie]


Mean Muggin’

December 21, 2010

Channing Alexander Scott, charged with contempt of cou…HOLY HELL!!! ZOMBIES!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

[As Seen in the Shreveport Times by Tiffany]