Archive for the ‘Boardwalk’ category

Whip ’em Out Wednesday

May 26, 2010

Its the subtle approaches that usually work best. (Ed. Note:  Anyone wishing to act on this, please do so in the comments…for comedy’s sake of course)

[As Seen at the Louisiana Boardwalk]



Our First Images of the Greatest Thing Ever

March 15, 2010

I sent out word and you, the loyal ASIS readership, answered the call.  Behold, photographic evidence that there is in fact a breakdancing midget being featured at Fat Daddy’s in Bossier.  But lets be honest with ourselves, this isn’t enough.  I want more pictures and video.  This sort of grainy camera phone footage isn’t enough to satiate my or your breakdancing midget appetite.

[As Seen at Fat Daddy’s by Jamie]


This Week in Bossier

January 28, 2010

Bossier…where skipping school in order to have sex in a public parking garage is considered an excused absence.

A 16-year-old was checked out of Bossier High School by a 22-year-old woman posing as her mother, according to Bossier City Jail booking records.

This came to light after police found the student and the 22-year-old’s brother having sex about noon Jan. 13 in a vehicle in the Louisiana Boardwalk parking garage, Bossier City police Lt. John Nicholson said.

Jose Torres-Rivera, 20, and Maria Torres-Rivera, both of the 1200 block of Waller Avenue in Bossier City, were booked into Bossier City Jail, him on one count of carnal knowledge of a juvenile, her on one count of contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile.

And as is the case with most instances where a man has sex with an undeage girl…the language barrier was a bit of  problem.

“My sticking point is that girl was 16 and the woman who checked her out — I’ve never seen her before — was 20 or something,” Bossier High principal David Thrash said.

The girl’s checkout was further complicated by a language barrier, Thrash and Machen said. Maria Torres-Rivera and the student, who is classified as a English Language Learner, do not speak English. Thrash said the office has a cheat sheet of Spanish phrases to get information required for checkout.


This Week in Bossier

September 10, 2009


This story has all the makings of a very uncomfortable special episode of Head of the Class.

A teacher at Shreveport’s Huntington High School has been suspended after being arrested for disturbing the peace and drug possession at the Louisiana Boardwalk over the weekend. Police said the arrest came after they got a complaint he was following girls around the entertainment and shopping area..

Bossier City police Richard M. Forcht, 61, was arrested Saturday night after police officers assigned to the Boardwalk noticed him staring at underage girls and following them.

True to professional form, it seems that the teacher came prepared for class…

A search of Forcht at the jail found two Lortab and two Viagra tablets, Halphen said. Forcht did not have a prescription for either and was booked for possession of a controlled dangerous substance, Halphen said.

Walking on Sunshine

July 31, 2009


A glimpse into the future…solid gold sneaks.

[As Seen on the Boardwalk]

It Feels So Good to Be Part of a Winner

July 28, 2009


So did he have this car during the Anthony Peeler years?

Much much more after the jump…