Posted tagged ‘Ghetto Fabulous’

Gettin’ Your Hur Did

September 24, 2010

Readers of As Aseen in Shreveport, I, Bunkie T. Perkins, Esquire, have failed you.  I let one of the more stirring events to fall upon our fair city in some time come and go without even the slightest bit of documentation from this website.  I come to you today, hat in hand, asking for your forgiveness that such an oversight will never again occur under my watch.  Thankfully, the Shreveport Times succeeded where I failed.  I give to you the Port City Hair’s Annual Ultimate Barber and Cosmetology Battle.

They could have been models at an Ebony Fashion Show, but actually they modeled hair styles at the Port City Hair’s Annual Ultimate Barber and Cosmetology Battle. The models wore many hair styles including cornrows, Mohawks, braids and twists, in such colors as red, blue and purple.

The event, in its sixth year, drew a crowd of more than 500 people to the Shreveport Convention Center on Sunday and showcased some of the best talents within a 300-mile radius of Shreveport. Barbers and hairstylists went toe-to-toe for $12,000 in cash prizes and, of course, bragging rights.

I encourage you, nay, IMPLORE YOU to go to the photo gallery.  Its really epic stuff.

[As Seen in the Shreveport Times by Marshall]



When Pigs Are Fly

September 15, 2010

A monumental day for sure…they have finally found a way to eat every conceivable part of the pig.  But as any discerning connoisseur knows, a fly ass ring makes all pork products more enjoyable.

[As Seen at the Pines Rd WalMart by C]


Cereal Killers

March 22, 2010

The prizes inside cereal boxes have apparently gotten alot better since I was a kid.

[As Seen Downtown by Clayton]


Everyone Loves a Parade

January 19, 2010

Equality, human rights, celebration of your fellow man…and any reason to get that prize winning donk out in front of the masses…such is a Martin Luther King Jr Day Parade in the Port City.  ASIS set out to document the goings on, and the masses did not disappoint.

Lining the streets for a parade that looks like nothing more than lunch time traffic

Some saw fit to wear their winter best for the celebration.

More evidence of the dream after the jump…


Ghetto Under Armour

December 8, 2009

Optimal ballin’ requires high performance clothing, something thats breathable and unrestrictive, but still allows you to demonstrate the proper levels of swagga.  Allow our runway model to demonstrate.

[As Seen in Highland by Chad]


Excuse Me Sir, You Left Your Tailgate Down

November 30, 2009

When you drive a Honda Passport Ridgeline (whatever), you’ve got to up that street cred by any means necessary.

[As Seen on Youree Drive by Brandon]


Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Part II

November 10, 2009


Allow me to introduce you to my trailer for my lawn equipment…his name is Carl.

[As Seen on Clingman St. by Shane]